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11:00am April 23, 2014

“Read your work out loud. Don’t give me that look. Read your work aloud. Don’t argue. Don’t fight. It will help. I promise. I promise. I guarantee it. If you find it didn’t help you, lemme know. I will let you Taser me in the face. And by “me,” I mean, some other guy who will be my stand-in. Probably some real estate agent or tollbooth attendant.”

— Chuck Wendig (via miggylol)
10:57am April 23, 2014

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

11:55pm April 22, 2014

westoftheglass:

belinsky:

   

#except for that one kitchen girl #that kinda looked like Arya Stark #she was chill

1:08am April 22, 2014

 http://shinerazoreyes.tumblr.com/post/83452143059/hoopsadoozle-after-spending-the-morning-unable

hoopsadoozle:

After spending the morning unable to stop listening to ‘The horror of our Love’ I now have an idea that won’t go away.

What if The Winter Soldier doesn’t fully remember Steve? He remembers just enough to know that he’s important, really important, but the training can’t be…

9:09pm April 21, 2014

 http://frxsti.tumblr.com/post/83425159040/immaplatypus-viva-la-fat-i-wanna-punch-my

immaplatypus:

viva-la-fat:

i wanna punch my computer why all these things with dreamworks better than Disney/Pixar?????

Don’t even with me, when you try to tell me that shit i point to DW’s latest fuck up Turbo and Pixar’s only miss Cars 2 

tell me which is better, cmon

plus I…

3:38pm April 21, 2014

nadgarstek:

i-effed-it-all-up:

songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown

3:37pm April 21, 2014

sariemma:

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10:57am April 21, 2014

TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.

the-once-lost-and-alone:

darckcarnival:

In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.

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9:25pm April 20, 2014
9:04pm April 20, 2014

skadiyoko:

Captor family AU

Sollux has a Tumblr

Psii has a Tumblr

Sollux doesn’t know Psii has a Tumblr

Psii knows Sollux has a Tumblr and follows him

Sollux makes one of those “I could really go for a blowjob and a pizza rn” posts

Psii reblogs it and is like, “same”

Psii orders pizza that night and Sollux makes a post like, “one out of two isn’t bad”

Psii likes his post

Sollux is still clueless